So while we all appreciate what the elder generations did for us (a fucked up climate and a crippled economy, mainly), there’s always room for some light hearted jokes. In good faith, of course. Like the faith we need, when the lucky ones of our generation dare to apply for a bank credit, that will ruin us forever, to afford a nice 70 square feet flat in the outskirts of a middle sized city. We’re just kidding, of course. Who needs two rooms, that’s just our imagination talking. We’re just happy that our parents are finally vaccinated, so they can have a blast and go on nice trips again, bringing home good spirits and gifts. Perhaps a new virus string? Something for the whole family, that’s important. Like our Tweets. Enjoy!
#1:
"millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) June 4, 2017
#2:
"This generation can't take a joke"
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don't like racist jokes
— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
#3:
boomers be like “tattoos? ha. unemployable! now let me get back to tolerating workplace sexual harassment because that is normal and fine.”
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) August 23, 2019
#4:
Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it but with a whole society
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) July 1, 2019
#5:
"Millenials are sensitive triggered snowflakes!"
"ok boomer"
"This is abuse."
— YMS (Adum) (@2gay2lift) December 15, 2019
#6:
baby boomer: why r there holes in ur jeans? u rip those urself?
me (smart & woke): why r there holes in the ozone? u rip those urself?
— LUCA LUSH 🌺 (@LUCALUSH) October 6, 2016
#7:
Baby boomers talk a lotta shit for a generation that always needs help connecting to the wifi.
— Lauren West (@laurenwest) March 7, 2018
#8:
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) October 16, 2016
#9:
i think that student loan forgiveness does a disservice to boomers like me, who paid for college fair and square using six nickels i found under my grandma's couch
— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) June 25, 2019
#10:
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined
— Talia Outwrong (@talzir) March 15, 2015
