A boss can be a lot of things: friendly, boastful, accommodating, annoying, helpful. . . the list could go on forever. To everyone out there who has a cool boss: Congratulations! You belong to an shrinking group, because according to some statistics, dissatisfaction of employees with their bosses is increasing. Fortunately, there are enough evaluation portals that can show you how the working atmosphere and the boss are like before starting a job. We also wanted to do something against this negative mood and looked for and found the funniest Tweets about bosses for you! Have fun!
Normalize not telling your boss what your day off is for.
— . (@Raremaester) February 27, 2021
boss: got it?
me: got it
brain: got what
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) December 20, 2020
I gave my boss my Netflix password so he could watch Tiger King and this man has lost his mind. His kids added their own profiles and he changed my profile to ours. Nah, fam pic.twitter.com/5wxbpf0K3H
— Marcus D. Luffy (@MJohnsonFTW) May 8, 2020
I know my boss sick of me pic.twitter.com/aRpVBosNc6
— Jahmere (@jahmeremarrero_) September 22, 2020
If you call off sick you are not leaving your co-workers short-handed.
Your boss did that.
They refused to hire enough employees.
Didn’t make plans to cover sick workers› shifts.
Didn’t include your human needs in their calculations.
It’s not your fault. You deserve sick days.
— Jason Call, candidate WA-02 ✊🔮 (@CallForCongress) February 8, 2020
Trump just called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple” pic.twitter.com/gTHHtjWvc9
— Sean O'Kane (@sokane1) March 6, 2019
trader joe's just fired me for sending this letter to the ceo, saying i don't share the company values. i guess advocating for a safer workplace isn't a company value? pic.twitter.com/3TKi5B8HSJ
— Ben Bonnema (@BenBonnema) February 26, 2021
My boyfriend’s boss is scared of getting the coronavirus so naturally she has decided that instead of finishing at 5:30 they will finish at 4:30, because as we all know the coronavirus only comes out after 5
— Lucy (@iya_lucy) March 16, 2020
my boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can’t figure out how to turn the setting off, so she was just stuck like this the entire meeting pic.twitter.com/uHLgJUOsXk
— Rachele Clegg (@PettyClegg) March 30, 2020
When I was 19 my boss said I should be a phone sex operator & laughed.
I said “I don’t get it”
He said “it’s a joke”
I said “explain it to me”
& that’s how I learned that once sexual harrassers have to explain why their inappropriate jokes are funny, they stop laughing.
— Heather Thompson Day (@HeatherTDay) November 8, 2019
When your boss makes a terrible joke as youre walking out of the room pic.twitter.com/W1FhCDpHUg
— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 21, 2018
Wait i just remembered my old boss who smoked a piña colada flavored ecig and kept saying “I’m on island time baby” the day he lost custody of his children
— helena (@freshhel) March 11, 2020
Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder?
McDonalds Boss: Again *rubs temples* you don't need to put Mc in front of words
Me: Oh ok *turns back to customer* welcome to Donalds
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) October 18, 2019
Boss: *solemnly placing his hand on my casket and sobbing* how could you do this to me we are so understaffed today
— Rob Actually (@RobbyActually) August 17, 2020