Let’s face it, we all have the same feelings, when visiting the dentist: fear, anxiety, fight or flight instincts kicking in. And the overwhelming urge to ask him what went wrong in his life. Who wakes up one morning and thinks «you know what, I want to spend my days looking into the mouths of strangers. Sounds like fun.» And those exact people have access to some of the most potent drugs in existence. Which actually makes them great friends, when you think about it. Okay, we don’t know where we were going with this anymore, so without further delay: some of the funniest Tweets about dentists. Enjoy!
imagine getting engaged to a dentist and having to pretend like you floss for the rest of your stupid life
— Danya (@dxxnya) November 29, 2019
dentist: open up
me: HA, so you can break my heart no thanks
dentist: ?????????????????????? what
me: oh you meant my mouth, haha my bad
dentist: you okay? wanna talk about it
me: no im fine
dentist: you sure??
me: *holding in tears* why does everyone leave me
— rico (@dumbricardo) October 28, 2019
Dentist: ok open up
"Well I guess it all started when my dad left…"
Dentist: no I mean-
Assistant: wait bill…let him finish
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) June 4, 2015
I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 30, 2014
DENTAL HYGIENIST: your teeth and gums are moments from death. Quit your job so you can floss 16 times an hour. I hate you!
DENTIST: looks good!
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) October 23, 2018
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) August 8, 2013
Dentist: open wide
Dentist: not your arms
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) February 6, 2020
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
*I start talking, dentist notices his hand isn't in my mouth*
*puts hand in my mouth*
— ann (@omically) February 25, 2015
me to my dentist when I have a cavity: are you mad at me 🙁
— NICKY CIERI (@nickyonfilm) November 21, 2018