Many of us changed a few habits during the pandemic, especially while being in a cozy lockdown and living alone. The sofa became a close and trusted friend, the pizza guy is basically family now and, last not least, doing laundry can not just be a chore, but an exciting adventure. Discussing the meaning of life with your sheets, calming the new hoodie down, before it takes the first dive into the dryer, getting relationship advice from your socks. It’s a whole new world, so embrace it. And have fun with these Tweets about laundry, perhaps while waiting for the washing machine to finish. Enjoy!
Sometimes I like to leave my finished laundry in the dryer for an hour just waiting, so it will have stuff to talk about in therapy
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 7, 2017
When the world is about to end, I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) October 10, 2013
Me: This Friday night is lit!
*sips wine, continues to fold laundry*
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 21, 2018
Let's get married and have kids so instead of watching Game of Thrones you can tuck them in for the 5th time while I fold laundry.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 28, 2017
There’s a special kind of camaraderie I only feel w/ people who have bought new underwear bc they flat out couldn’t bring themselves to do laundry
— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) March 27, 2018
I'm not saying I'm a domestic goddess but I just finished the laundry & a bottle of wine at the exact same time.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) October 12, 2017
ME: We live in an uncaring universe void of meaning and purpose.
WIFE: I understand, but you’re still folding all this laundry.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) July 20, 2017
If you ever ask me what I'm doing and I don't say laundry, call the police because I've been kidnapped and replaced.
— Northern Lights 🦖🦎🐢 (@PinkCamoTO) July 9, 2018
Me [folding laundry]: "This is boring but necessary. I will endure this chore"
Cat: "Look at the nice bed this idiot is making me"
— Pete Lynch ⚪️ (@PJTLynch) June 15, 2016
The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 11, 2015