Naturally everybody loves Nature of course(1). Who doesn’t like spending the day either in the freezing cold or burning heat, surrounded by ants and wasps or, in case you’re in Australia, basically by creatures that all want to kill you. Yes, even those cute kangaroos can throw a mean punch. On the other hand, a sunset can look quite beautiful. From inside a house, with walls and running water. It’s a two sided sword, like most things in the world. What isn’t two sided is our selections of Tweets for you, they’re funny, deep and in most cases both. So enjoy!
(1) you see what we did there?
the earth: im dying bro please help
yall: yea that new avengers movie is gonna slap
— follow me only if youre sad (@dumbricardo) March 24, 2019
Here are a few small things that everyone can do to help the environment:
– turn off the lights when you leave a room
– use a reusable water bottle
– take the bus instead of driving
– guillotine the rich
— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) April 11, 2019
When you refused a straw so the ice just keeps hitting you in the face but you're doing it for the turtles
— ☁️CATMOM☾✩☽ (@soyamacchiato) July 10, 2018
If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them. pic.twitter.com/00YECaHB4D
— Nathalie Gordon (@awlilnatty) March 3, 2016
[at a party]
me; *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?
— jay bigote! (@stickojay) December 22, 2017
90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars!
scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 29, 2019
When you bring your
own bag to the supermarket pic.twitter.com/khHfEiLnrg
— kev-b® (@kbonds420) December 2, 2017
Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?
Human: we are an advanced species
A: how do you travel?
H: we light old dinosaurs on fire
— belly eyelash (@johnbiehl) June 12, 2015
It's a perfect night to sit by your favorite plant & remember that the earth was better without us.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) March 27, 2019
bdsm stands for
much for the environment
— s̾p̾i̾c̾y̾ (@saraahschultz) July 16, 2018