Do you remember the first few days in lockdown? The plans we made? Finally time for all these things that usually don’t fit into the day? Fitness, healthy eating, detoxing, maybe even a little meditation? Well, if you are doing like us and your fitness routine currently consists of shambling to the refrigerator, then don’t feel bad. It’s never too late, not even if you look like Wall-E already! We invite you to start a little abs program and give you the funniest Tweets about quarantine workouts!
Every morning, I do 100 pushups and 300 crunches, then follow it up with 2 huge lies about my morning routine.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) October 29, 2016
Now is the perfect opportunity to get motivated, workout, and come out of this absolutely shredded. Sadly we’re human and will probably come out of it looking like the people from Wall-E.
— Taika Waititi (@TaikaWaititi) March 20, 2020
You ever workout and eat healthy for a week & realize you’d rather be a lil thick
— Greg Sheffer (@gsheffr) June 12, 2018
This is Mira. That’s her workout for the year. Happy you recorded it so she can improve her form next time. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/5v4ajp42mC
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 18, 2020
i like when the girl in the workout video pretends to be tired too. she didnt have to do that
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) December 19, 2020
first lockdown was daily walks, workouts and baking bread, second was netflix and food, now the third is just trying to survive
— emmy (@youmemmatsix) January 21, 2021
when I have 100 things to do: I have 14 free minutes I can squeeze in a workout and write 6 emails
when I have nothing to do: I can’t drink water it’s in the other room
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) August 12, 2020
I have a workout app that tells me to workout every night at 9 pm
Matt and I were on our way to dinner when I got the notification
so he pulled over on the side of the road and I did 5 jumping jacks and then he gave me a high five and now we’re getting mexican food
— carkeim (@keim_keim) June 17, 2018
Went to church tonight..Priest said "Body of Christ" to me when I saw him.. Sooo you can say my workouts have been goin prettay prettay good
— Jason Kipnis (@TheJK_Kid) December 25, 2016
really nice when the youtube home workout guy with 17 abs is like «ur doing great» like thanks buddy but i am throwing up everywhere
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) June 27, 2020
online workout videos are either completely unhelpful like «30 mins of walking in place, every 6th minute do one squat if you feel comfortable with that» or totally insane like «find a skyscraper and scale it, no harness and no excuses, your life will never change if you don’t»
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) May 25, 2020
I have to say I like doing workout classes from my living room because I have full veto power and can fast forward through any move that I think is rude and unfair
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 14, 2020
#13: And don’t forget to reward yourself after working out!
After my home workout, fueling up with Whiskey and Lulu. pic.twitter.com/keXGJye6MK
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) March 20, 2020