Sleep – We love it. We need it. And none of us is getting enough of it. Sleeping can be a great thing when you don’t have kids, a partner, insomnia, or a Mosquito. . . bummer, because almost everyone has at least one of those. It was such a wonderful time to be forced to take naps as a child. Why didn’t we appreciate that as kids?! Maybe this special will help you with insomnia. Have fun!
i really need to realise that staying in bed for the extra 5 minutes actually does nothing but make me late
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) October 28, 2018
yeah I’m great in bed I’ve been here for 12 hours
— tom (@pilau) August 16, 2020
do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) December 19, 2018
my body: WHAT DO WE WANT?
my brain: SLEEP!
my body: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
my brain: AT EITHER 2PM OR 3AM
my body: hey wait—
my brain: LITERALLY NO OTHER TIME
my body: no that’s not—
my brain: WE ARE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE
— keely flaherty (@keelyflaherty) October 18, 2018
where are u guys putting your arms when you sleep??? bc mine are in the fucking way
— sam clark (@14Samclark) September 11, 2019
" How lazy are you ? " i take naps after I wake up from sleeping.
— Sidsta. (@sidvillainyV2) January 4, 2021
me: trying to sleep
mosquito near my ear: pic.twitter.com/JQhfF1Zvak
— suzi (@tyIerocky) May 22, 2019
*opens eyes at 7am*
Me: I can’t wait to go bed tonight
— ޮ (@Vibelyy) January 4, 2021
I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream😂
— ℌ𝔞𝔪𝔷𝔞 🧋✰ (@damii_laray) January 5, 2021
Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: “Will there be a buffet?”
— Joanna Hardy (@Joanna__Hardy) January 5, 2021
every night before bed i study a picture of Tony Hawk so that if i ever run into him in public i will not be one of Those People
— campbell (@rodeoman) December 31, 2020
My girl and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other. We’ve been awake since Friday
— müde ❼ (@Rxme_116) December 22, 2020
Jeff Bezos can't sleep until he puts his pajamazon
— He Called Me Greenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) September 1, 2020