Vaccines are basically like politics: everyone has a very specific opinion, while most people couldn’t explain the basics. And the less educated people are, the more extreme their opinions get. The solution can only be to inform the ones that still can be reached by logic, and take the whole mess with a little bit of humor. So please enjoy the gems we found about science, crazy people and Carol. Have fun!
You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart
— jordan (@jordan_stratton) November 23, 2020
Me mixing together the Pfizer, Moderna AND AstraZeneca vaccines together pic.twitter.com/61HhYpePsB
— nathan ma (@nthnashma) November 23, 2020
Mother in 1955: Thank god someone invented a way to prevent my child from dying of polio.
Mother in 2019: Thank god these these healing crystals come with a matching bag.
— Doc Bastard (@DocBastard) February 15, 2019
A Facebook “acquittance” seriously asked if I was ready for my information to be tracked (by microchip) after the vaccine.
On an iPhone.
— Adam B. Hill, M.D. (@Adamhill1212) December 21, 2020
The anti-vaxxers went so far right, they looped around and invented vaccinations pic.twitter.com/yD4mIqmsVs
— Washington Post TikTok Guy 🤹🏼♂️ (@davejorgenson) December 23, 2020
The owners of Zoom reading that there may be a COVID-19 vaccine coming pic.twitter.com/CAhmtHq8rB
— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) November 9, 2020
People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.
They died, Carol. A lot of people died.
— Elise Kumar 🤷♀️ Extremely Earnest 🚪👻 (@elisekumar) September 8, 2018
This vaccine is obviously just another part of Bill Gates’ successful world domination plan, I say as I scroll through my Windows phone and listen to my Zune
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 14, 2020
Anti-vaxxers: “the government is hiding a cure for cancer!”
Also anti-vaxxers: “no, I don’t want a prophylaxis for liver, esophageal, anal, and cervical cancer, those have toxins.”
— Cassie P (@AngryAmygdala) December 5, 2017
Vaccine refusal is like smoking, since your "personal health choice" puts others at risk.
Actually, it's more like making your children smoke.
In a room full of other people's children.
— Deborah Roseman (@roseperson) January 27, 2019