Life is hard enough not being the outgoing, extrovert «HEY WHAT’S UP?» person you see in every movie (or TV-Show, for that matter), so why not take it with a grain of salt and cynicism for a change? Lock your door, turn off your notifications and embrace that you can be different, but not less funny or awesome. Quite the opposite. Enjoy!
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:
every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
— a lost fish (@grumbist) September 14, 2015
god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
— mike pence's first wife, lilith (@jon_snow_420) October 28, 2015
Brain: What disease do you think we have?
— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) July 17, 2015
I watch the news when I want my generalized anxiety disorder to be more specific.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 26, 2014
First rule of anxiety club: I forget, this is too stressful I'm leaving
— Abolish the police (@AmyDentata) May 22, 2014
My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>
Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
— sara 💌 mchenry (@yellowcardigan) March 6, 2019
[on the couch having tea]
Me: this is nice.
Anxiety: SUSPICIOUSLY NICE.
— Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 (@thatdutchperson) March 8, 2018
Great news! I found the cure for my anxiety!! All I need is for everyone I know to tell me definitively that they arent mad at me, once every fifteen seconds, forever
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) February 19, 2020
Them: Don't worry about it!
Anxiety: Or – hear me out – we could incessantly worry about unpleasant hypothetical outcomes you have no control over.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 19, 2018
Adult coloring books are great since nothing cures anxiety like being exclusively in charge of details that may potentially ruin everything.
— AsKateWouldHaveIt (@KateWouldHaveIt) April 9, 2018