There are two types of people in this world: Those who pack six novels for a four-day trip that doesn’t even allow them time to read the little card that comes with the fruit basket in the hotel room. And those who notice on the highway that they have not only forgotten the best selling «How to overcome your ADHD» but also their medication and their «special» second-born. Find out which group you belong to with the best Tweets about packing for vacation. Have a nice trip everyone.
Packing in my 20s: Toothbrush and bikini
Packing in my 30s: Those things plus a swim suit cover up, 3 face creams, hair products to cover up postpartum hair loss, spanks, sensible shoes, and denture cream.
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) October 10, 2019
told my suitcase we ain’t going on vacation this summer pic.twitter.com/y1WVKIsWyI
— 💤 (@fwvert) July 27, 2021
Welcome to your 40s where you now pack your entire medicine cabinet when going on vacation.
— 🌴 Envy 🌴 (@envydatropic) May 27, 2019
Me every day: *never shits myself*
Me packing underwear for a vacation: I’m going to shit myself 2-3 times a day
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) May 28, 2021
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip…
unpacks 3 months after coming home
— Beau Brooks (@BrooksBeau) July 25, 2014
I forgot to pack my headphones, face wash, Chapstick and phone charger. This is the end for me. Goodbye.
— Lilly (@Lilly) February 10, 2017
A big part of packing up the car to go home at the end of your vacation is wondering how the hell you got all this crap to fit the first time.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 10, 2020
I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled «I’M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!», and carried it to the car. I’ve circled the block twice and my luggage hasn’t stopped laughing. pic.twitter.com/c6XVPMtOlF
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 25, 2021
ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home*
ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if I’ll need 4 French horns or 5
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) October 9, 2019
My mom makes EXCEL SPREADSHEETS for everyone in my family when we go on vacation so they know what to pack, which is already extra enough, and today she came down and said “here are everyone’s spreadsheets, I COLOR COORDINATED them by what color reminds me of your personality”
— sam (@sillllllysammi) June 27, 2018
if you’re packing to go somewhere. and leave your suitcase open. i’m allowed to climb inside. and then you have to take me with you. it’s the law
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) October 26, 2018
I can have 3 outfits, I will pack 6 pairs of underwear
— AnJane’✨ (@_____lifeofJANE) July 15, 2018