«You’re crazy» they said. «You can’t do this» they said. «A whole special about pizza is impossible» they said. Yeah well, it’s my time to shine.
Pizza never asks for much, not even a plate like those fancy pasta dishes. Pizza is a friend. A pillow of comfort, made of cheese. A miracle in a box which keeps you warm at night. Already hungry? Order some and in the meantime: The best Tweets about pizza. Enjoy!
Them: You need to listen to your body more.
Body: You're old. And you want pizza.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 12, 2019
Doctor: Where does it hurt?
Me: *points to empty pizza box*
— moody monday (@mdob11) May 30, 2014
When someone takes the last slice of pizza. pic.twitter.com/OqL2CRCgxO
— A Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) December 2, 2016
Relationship status: Just said "See you later" to the guy delivering the pizza
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) October 17, 2015
porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 31, 2012
Pizza's here guys! I shout to the empty house.
A single tear runs down the delivery man's face. He knows.
— Deirdre (@figgled) October 15, 2015
FRIEND: Hey, I see you smiling at your phone. Who is it?
ME: [Quickly closing out a Pizza Hut order confirmation email] Oh, just some girl.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) May 6, 2015
*puts on romantic music*
*scatters pizza bagels all over the bed*
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) January 5, 2015
Usually I say I'm watching porn but I'm really watching the Domino's pizza tracker
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) March 20, 2014
People dabbing the grease off their pizza: Give me those napkins, I'll eat them.
— Molly (@Molly_Kats) March 12, 2014