Time to talk about working out. All you need to know in 10 Tweets.

One of the most adorable things in life is probably the gym membership we all start at the beginning of a new year. Just to realize the only thing changing every month is your bank account. Time for some truth, enjoy!

#1:

*puts on sports bra*
Well, that's enough exercise for today…
— Bogadafet 🍩 (@bogadafet) October 15, 2015

#2:

My favorite gym day is when I do 20 minutes of untangling my ear buds and then leave because I'm hungry.
— Stefan Beyer (@stefanbeyer8) July 17, 2014

#3:

You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."

Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
— Troy Johnson (@_troyjohnson) December 6, 2016

#4:

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
— Mikey (@KrunkedRobot) October 13, 2015

#5:

[at the gym]

Me: what does this machine do?

"Sir, that's a bench."

Me: perfect.
— Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 (@thatdutchperson) May 9, 2016

#6:

me: im gonna lose weight
me: im gonna exercise every day
me: im not going to eat
me: im gonna go on diet and stick to it
me: is that cake?
— Talk Less Tweet More™ (@TheLifeDiaries) March 26, 2015

#7:

Just added 'Wandering Around the Parking Lot Looking for My Car' as another Track Exercise on my Fitbit.
— Jo💫 (@Just__J0) May 19, 2016

#8:

I'm a real gym rat (i go there at night and eat their garbage)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 16, 2013

#9:

Just walked into the gym with alfredo sauce on my face and honestly my first thought was "oh good, maybe people think I'm sexually active"
— A Literal Homosexual (@kyry5) December 28, 2016

#10:

Do people who say, "Exercise helps me relax" know about not exercising?
— Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) May 24, 2013

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