hey guys. um so say i hypothetically worked at a big tech company and hypothetically spilled some diet ginger ale on the big um servers in the back room and now a lot of stuff is going wrong. what should i hypothetically do

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Okay, everything back to normal, right? Phew! Yes, some of us might have woken up feeling a little weary this morning as multiple social media platforms, including Facebook and Instagram, went down on Monday for …

My husband pissed me off and think he finna sit in the living room and watch tv in peace. So, I downloaded the LG remote app and keep turning the TV off from the bedroom. He came in here and I acted like I was sleep. So now he thinks we have ghosts

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Remember kindergarten when we had a fight with our best friend and just threw a pickle at them? Good old times, right? Too bad that growing up, one of the most important lessons is that …

The Best Tweets About Anti-Vaxxers

Imagine an alternate universe, where the Food and Drug Administration has to do a press release, that ends with «You are not a horse. You are not a cow. We are begging you to stop …

One year ago I had a third glass of wine at a party and now I’m cleaning poop off the wall behind the baby’s changing table in what used to be my office.

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It’s Thursday, which means we’re only about a bottle and a half away from the weekend. Unless you’re a parent or have a full-time job (paid or unpaid) then it’s more like three bottles. Physics, …

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In this week’s edition of «how to shoot yourself in the left foot» we have OnlyFans, a platform which is known for one thing and one thing only: sex workers selling videos or webcam shows …

I saw a woman take her bra off walking down the street today. She appeared fine/not distressed etc. Her dress was loose fitting. She just slam took her bra off in 38 degree weather and put her windbreaker back on and stuffed the bra in her purse. Today...I saw freedom.

The Most Hilarious Tweets About Wearing Bras

Hello ladies, oh and the gentlemen who «accidentally clicked the link» and are simply «too polite» to close this tab without reading the entire article. Let’s start with giving each of us a little context …

The best of Gen Z vs Millenials vs Boomers

Younger generations mocking the older ones is probably a tale as old as time. But make no mistake, Gen Z has a whole new set of technology on their hands, meaning it’s not so much …

The Funniest Tweets About Flirting

Let’s all be honest, flirting sucks.Things were probably way easier at a time, where you just had to get yourself nearly killed to present a dead mammoth at the next cave door. And don’t get …