Let’s Celebrate Prime Day!

So it’s Monday, but what’s more important, it’s the holy day of capitalism, the moment we waited for, a celebration and a time of joy. Amazon Prime Day. Let’s tell Alexa how beautiful she looks …

My wife threw my new football over the wall as she thought it belonged to our neighbour’s 9 year old lad. I’ve had to ask them if I can please have my ball back. I’m 36 years old.

12 Neighbors Directly From Hell

The sheer pleasure of not living among cattle or in an unheated forest cabin in 2021 isn’t limited to putting 2/3 of your income (yes, both jobs) in rent. You also have the great advantage …

The Funniest Tweets About Your 20s

Your 20s are a wild time. In theory you’re a fully functioning adult. Well, you should be. In practice you spend an awful lot of time trying to remember what happened, because you are pretty …

Me and my girlfriend dated once when we were younger and now again as adults (9 years apart) I dumped her in a text when we were 17 and anytime we watch a movie that is ab breakups she still will say “i wonder if he dumps her in a text” girl’s never forget a thing.

The Best Tweets About Breakups

Sure, relationships are great. But are they that great as breakups? Come on, have you really lived until you made some drama in your ex’s house? The thrill of waking up with a heavy head, …

The best Tweets About College Life

How innocent we were when we started college, like a beautiful little caterpiller. And then we transformed into no, not a butterfly. An emotional mess with a developing drinking problem, staying alive by eating junk …

I once served a table on their first date. While I was pouring wine, the guy said he was a “student of life”. The lady wrote an F on her napkin and passed it to him. I hope that savage is out there thriving

The Funniest Horror Date Stories

Any one of us can talk about at least one romantic date that just went horrendous. You can also find countless stories on Twitter. We’ve picked out the top 11 which are guaranteed to convince …

The Funniest Tweets About Nature

Naturally everybody loves Nature of course(1). Who doesn’t like spending the day either in the freezing cold or burning heat, surrounded by ants and wasps or, in case you’re in Australia, basically by creatures that …

in college we named our intramural softball team “NO GAME SCHEDULED” because if the other team didn’t show up they lost their league deposit and forfeited. it worked several times. everyone hated us and nothing as cool as that has happened to me since.

13 Funny Tweets About College

Let’s look at some of the funniest and most relatable situations that almost every college student goes through. College can be tough but everyone, who was an college can at least name one situation that …

The Funniest Tweets About Boomers

So while we all appreciate what the elder generations did for us (a fucked up climate and a crippled economy, mainly), there’s always room for some light hearted jokes. In good faith, of course. Like …