The best Tweets About Masks

Remember the time before COVID, when people with serious, permanent lung diseases were extremely rare? Suddenly everyone and it’s dog is a risk patient. „I really can’t wear a mask, the grandfather of my neighbours …

If the police can sit in their car and run my name I should be able to log into a police app and run that MF name too so I can see who TF I’m dealing with too tf!

14 Funny Tweets About Apps

There is an infinite number of them. Some rob us of sleep, some help us fall asleep. They help us organize our lives, do sports, or entertain us when the bus or subway is late …

Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: “Will there be a buffet?”

The Funniest Tweets About Sleep

Sleep – We love it. We need it. And none of us is getting enough of it. Sleeping can be a great thing when you don’t have kids, a partner, insomnia, or a Mosquito. . …

The best Tweets About the Capitol – Aftermatch

So, it looks like Mango Mussolini has finally overplayed his cards. You know you really messed up, when even the human equivalent to a tapeworm like Ted Cruz suddenly stops licking your shoes. And perhaps, …

thinking about how 2020 gave us more taylor swift studio albums than government stimulus checks

The Best Tweets About the American Stimulus Check

Strange things are happening in the United States. After almost a year into the pandemic, people have been fighting for weeks over the amount of the second stimulus check. Should it be 600 dollars, or …

The best Tweets About Pizza

Let’s talk about pizza. Pizza is so much more than just ordinary food. It’s even more than comfort food. Pizza is a friend. It keeps you warm in the middle of a cold night, it …

My conspiracy theory is that time travel IS real & someone keeps trying to fix 2020 by changing something but every time they do, they unwittingly make it worse. How else do you explain the sudden disappearance of murder hornets? They saved us from those but at what cost?!?!

The best Tweets about Conspiracy Theories

They are everywhere and especially in times of corona and the U. S. election we had to listen to a lot of them: conspiracy theories. Sometimes it can be quite funny to come up with …