I just had crossing the street mansplained to me?? guy was like “u gotta wait for the light” ahhh cheers babe I was about to just walk into oncoming traffic ur a national hero xoxo

„Actually…“ 14 Tweets About Mansplaining

Imagine being an expert of some sort and being constantly corrected by people who don’t have the slightest clue about this field of expertise. Never happened? Well, then congratulations! Either you are extremely lucky or, …

Zoom Thanksgiving is better than ICU Christmas.

The Best Tweets About Thanksgiving 2020

Once upon a time we could celebrate Thanksgiving without killing anybody. Well, except for the original event of course. But though we skip the celebrations this year, there is no reason why we shouldn’t laugh …

And back to Corona: 10 Relatable Tweets

Since Trump admitted defeat by accident yesterday (well, „admitted“ in a way only Trump or a senile chihuahua could do it), we’re back with an all time classic: COVID-19. To be fair, more of a …

#Election2020: The Gift That Keeps on Giving

It’s the third day after Election Day and there’s still no final result. The first people are already getting sober, so if the guys and girls in Nevada could PLEASE step up their game just …

DRINKING AT 25: Hell yeah let's go out all night and go straight to work DRINKING AT 35: Dear diary, I had a beer last month. I've had a hangover for two fortnight. I fear this is the end

15 Totally Sober Tweets About Hangovers

Since this hell of a year is for some of us only bearable drunk, we thought, we could do you (and ourselves) a favor and do a little research regarding the downsides of drinking commonly …

Friendly Tip: When making a sex tape, play Disney music in the background. That way, if it gets leaked online, Disney lawyers will have them all taken down. You’re welcome.

Sue Me! 11 Funny Tweets About Lawyers

Objection, your honor! Lawyers don’t have an easy life. Although they are well paid, they often have to deal with demanding clients. Imagine if you had to represent Donald Trump in court! We have picked …