The best Tweets About Winter

Winter and snow have a lot in common with meeting your family over the holidays: You complain the whole year why it doesn’t happen more often, once you’re actually in the situation it gets uncomfortable …

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My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room. I'm sitting right next to the dog.

14 not Particularly Romantic Tweets about Love

The world is a very crazy place and sometimes, just for a change, it’s nice to read something that doesn’t make you wanna rip off somebody’s head. Having that in mind, we would like to …

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The Best Tweets About Entrepreneurship

Entrepreneurship has become almost a trend in recent years. Instagram is flooded with people who call themselves entrepreneurs and want to show you how to make $66,000 in a month. That a large part of …

Elections have consequences. Biden within hours of taking the oath of office was able to: revoke Muslim ban, rejoin Paris Climate Agreement, extend federal eviction moratorium, rescind Census orders to exclude non-citizens, preserve/fortify DACA and much more. It’s a new day.

The Best Tweets About Joe Biden’s Inauguration

Do you remember Jackie Evancho? No? Well, 2010 Jackie won 2nd place in the fifth season of America’s Got Talent! Aaaaand she sang the national anthem at Donald Trump’s inauguration in 2016 – after numerous …

The best Tweets About Masks

Remember the time before COVID, when people with serious, permanent lung diseases were extremely rare? Suddenly everyone and it’s dog is a risk patient. „I really can’t wear a mask, the grandfather of my neighbours …

If the police can sit in their car and run my name I should be able to log into a police app and run that MF name too so I can see who TF I’m dealing with too tf!

14 Funny Tweets About Apps

There is an infinite number of them. Some rob us of sleep, some help us fall asleep. They help us organize our lives, do sports, or entertain us when the bus or subway is late …

Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: “Will there be a buffet?”

The Funniest Tweets About Sleep

Sleep – We love it. We need it. And none of us is getting enough of it. Sleeping can be a great thing when you don’t have kids, a partner, insomnia, or a Mosquito. . …

The best Tweets About the Capitol – Aftermatch

So, it looks like Mango Mussolini has finally overplayed his cards. You know you really messed up, when even the human equivalent to a tapeworm like Ted Cruz suddenly stops licking your shoes. And perhaps, …