[My funeral] Boss: *solemnly placing his hand on my casket and sobbing* how could you do this to me we are so understaffed today

The Funniest Tweets About Bosses

A boss can be a lot of things: friendly, boastful, accommodating, annoying, helpful. . . the list could go on forever. To everyone out there who has a cool boss: Congratulations! You belong to an …

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The Dopest Tweets About Weed

Since many states in the US legalized marijuana in the last years, it becomes clearer that this move not only was the right one, but long overdue. A much lesser prison population, increased tax income …

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

The Best Tweets About Taxes

Taxation – The school subject that everyone wants but no one ever had. How to file a tax return is probably one of the biggest issues of growing up. Some are lucky to still have …

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*burns down house* *checks spring cleaning off list*

It’s Time! 14 Funny Tweets About Spring Cleaning

Spring cleaning: A challenge for everyone, but the feeling of standing in a clean and well-organized house or apartment is worth it, isn’t it? Well, not everyone is as motivated to clean or as focused …

The best Tweets About Renting

Renting is definitely one of the perks when you’re living in a bigger city. Investing half of your monthly income into what is basically a closet with locks, the exciting interactions with your neighbours when …

My bf was slow cooking ribs and I guess they were done in the middle of the night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM and goes “here babe, I brought you a rib.” So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I’ve found my soulmate.

The best Tweets About Cooking

Is there anything on earth that gives you a more homely feeling than the smell of freshly prepared food? Probably not, unless you include people yelling at each other. But until Gwyneth Paltrow comes up …

overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma' :')

The Best Tweets About Our Loved Grandparents

Grandparents are a gift. How nice it was back then, when Mama said no and you knew for sure that Grandma would say yes! However, the last year has been very testing for our relationship …

The best Tweets About Climate Change

With the polar vortex raging around Europe this weekend, making our freezers look like a perfect sunny beach to relax a bit (don’t try it, we did and had to eat our way out through …

I just did a thing that wasn’t even on my to do list and what a damn waste.

The Funniest Tweets About To-Dos

To-Do lists are both a curse and a blessing. They can help us to structure our day and give us an overview of our tasks. In most cases, however, it is precisely this overview that …

shopping cart: $1000 me: omg what a deal shipping: $5 me: U know what? Bye. LMFAOOOOO

The Best Tweets About Shopping

Shopping has changed a lot in the times of Covid-19. Sometimes the shops are closed, sometimes you don’t really have the guts to go outside to look for new stuff. Consequently, online shopping became even …