What time is better than summer to hang out with friends, your kids or extended family? Every time. No, really: Every damn time. It’s hot, everybody wants a mobile AC (or unlimited crushed ice in a secure backpack) and kids are annoying at every given temperature. So stay at home, get comfortable in front of the open fridge and read the truth: Our special. Enjoy.
Summer is great if you absolutely hate being comfortable and feel the intense desire to drink water until you die
— Michael | Black Lives Matter (@Home_Halfway) June 13, 2016
First week of summer break: Trips to the park, the beach, and the zoo
Second week of summer break: The wi-fi is your mother now
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) June 13, 2018
Asking for prayers for a 5 year old at our local playground. His mother is being really unfair and also packed the wrong brand of pretzels.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 8, 2017
Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) August 2, 2016
You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) May 25, 2018
[at the beach, about to get in the ocean]
"but i don't want my stuff stolen"
*covers it with towel*
"ok now it's safe"
— hype (@TheHyyyype) July 11, 2017
I was so excited for summer but now that it's here I'm kinda just like pic.twitter.com/xWz1IkqdE6
— I Keep It Real (@lKeepItReaI) June 24, 2016
“You’re grounded. And you’re grounded. Now I’m grounded. Your dad is grounded. The whole family is grounded.”
Summer break, day 10.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) June 4, 2018
No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 28, 2018
ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week
[packing for vacation]
hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) July 5, 2016