We asked you on Instagram about your favorite topic and it was magically clear. You wanted it, you get it. Our Harry Potter-Special 2.0. We solemnly swear that we’re up to no good. Deep in our hearts we knew, anytime our Hogwarts Letter will arrive. Deep in our hearts our family is red, blue, green or yellow. So Potterheads, let the boggart in the closet be a boggart, Accio Tea and don’t let the muggles get you down!
dumbledore, completely wasted: I should have know you’d be here professor mcgonagall
some random cat:
— ✨V✨ (@coolauntV) January 2, 2020
harry: which wand should i get
ollivander: lmao definitely the spooky one
— nicky the friendly shark (@mostlysharks) January 12, 2020
draco: you can't just give gryffindor enough house points for a last minute win
dumbledore: arent u a seeker in quidditch
draco: lol ok that’s fair
— conscious robot (@robots_feel) January 13, 2020
date: i love a guy who isn't afraid to curse during sex
me: *yelling* avada kedavra
— 16-bit bulbasaur (@16bitbulbasaur) December 2, 2019
— Adimas (@adimpil) September 7, 2019
In the wizarding world, rappers would be the hardest to battle. Imagine how fast they could cast multiple spells.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) January 4, 2020
Dumbledore: why are my premiums so high?
Insurance Agent: moving stairs with no rails, three headed dog in a tower, troll in the bathroom, and a giant snake in the plumbing.
Dumbledore: yes but only one student died this year; the others were merely injured : )
— Oops!…I Dad It Again (@NewDadNotes) December 7, 2019
dumbledore: the first rule is that first years cant have brooms
harry: i want one tho
dumbledore: lmao ok fair. the second rule is that no rules apply to harry
— randy (@leakypod) December 27, 2019
van gogh details as hogwarts houses✨ pic.twitter.com/hZ4S1gL4N9
— alice (@grangershug) January 6, 2020
Voldemort: I've hidden the first part of my soul in a cup full of poison on an island in a lake full of monsters and its all hidden in a cave
Me: and the last piece?
Voldemort: at a high school in a room everyone hides their junk lmao
— Jeb (@LlamaInaTux) January 12, 2020
slytherin: looks like we’re gonna win the the house cup 🙂
dumbledore: would be a real fucken shame if i gave 8 billion points to gryffindor for harry making his bed
dumbledore: A REAL SHAME
— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) January 10, 2020
i personally feel disgusted by the fact that harry potter named one of his kids “albus severus” and completely avoided the positive impact people like hagrid and remus had on his life but yeah! put your son the name of two abusers that sounds like a good idea
— 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐢𝐫𝐞 (@siriusclaw) January 8, 2020
ron weasley: i have to use old books
harry potter: wow
ron: and torn up shitty clothes
harry: yuck lol
ron: would be crazy if my best friend had a vault full of gold and could maybe help me out a little
harry: ya lmao that would be crazy
— randy (@leakypod) January 3, 2020
harry potter: why are u convinced i’m cheating on u?
ginny: *conjures mirror of erised* what do u see?
harry: *sees himself holding hands with cho chang*
harry: i see u trusting me
— Kayleecious🍧 (@TweetsByKaylee) January 7, 2020
harry: i swear i didn’t put my name into the goblet of fire
dumbledore: i believe you harry
harry: can’t you have it reversed
dumbledore: i could
dumbledore: but nah
dumbledore: good luck in the murdery corn maze!
— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) December 2, 2019
harry: finding these “horcruxes” sounds hard
dumbledore: nah. youve destroyed some on accident and one “might” be you
harry: kinda anticlim..wait wh-
dumbledore: theres also 3 legendary items called the deathly hallows
harry: hell ya
dumbledore: one is your blankey
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) January 13, 2020