Today is about spending time spoiling your loved one. It may include taking that person on a special date. Bathing your bedroom full of rose petals and not forgetting the candles. Or you can be like me and not have to worry about any of that stuff. And for that, I leave you with this quote: “Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, I am forever alone.“ Happy Valentine’s Day from Best of Twitter ❣️!
get dressed babe im giving u back to ur ex
— luis vercetti 💕 (@97Vercetti) February 13, 2020
They call it Valentines Day but I call it Friday
— H E A R T (@HeartCHPL) February 12, 2020
No One Has All 3:
-a job that doesn’t under pay you
-a brain that produces serotonin
— 1984’s George Whorewell (@EwdatsGROSS) February 12, 2020
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) February 12, 2020
My payday landing on Valentine’s Day is the love language I’m talking about
— REBel (@rebg15) February 10, 2020
valentines day soon and everyone gonna be waking up to cute texts and gifts while i wake up to my phone 100% charged
— Brook (@Iovingbaes) February 12, 2020
reminder if ur single on valentine’s day it’s because she’s with somebody that’s taller, funnier, and more good looking than you. you do not cross her mind
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) February 13, 2020
If you’re in a relationship tomorrow is Valentine’s day. If you’re single well,its Friday 😂
— 5 i v e (@5ive_zw) February 13, 2020
It must be getting close to Valentine’s Day all the Alfredo sauce is gone from the store. Smh.
— BEAN 🏁🏁🏁 (@MGRADS) February 9, 2020
Friend: Who you spending your Valentines with?
— Code: YoSway #ad (@FaZeSway) February 10, 2020
can’t wait to receive nothing on valentine’s day
— Nik Makino🤘🏾🧀 (@imNikMakinobish) February 10, 2020
me thinking I was going to have a boo for valentines https://t.co/1bmMBqFYW6
— osmara (@osmaraasalinas) February 8, 2020
you are not “spending valentine’s day with the boys” she just doesn’t want you
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) February 10, 2020
I just saw a sign on the interstate that said, “No Valentine? Your seatbelt will hold you.”
Texas, I love you.
— ❥holly (@hollydermody) February 13, 2020