Aaaand Action! Today we are on the set of a wonderful summary of really good movies! Famous masterpieces of film history such as Harry Potter, Shrek, Lord of the Rings, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory await you! Enjoy a short journey through the cinema universe together with us! Have fun!
so you mean to tell me , Willy Wonka sent golden tickets AROUND THE WORLD, and 5 WHITE children got them all?!?!!
— samia (@PotatoHamps) January 11, 2020
very excited to see helena bonham carter play the vampire based on amanda palmer in the tim burton movie based on the neil gaiman book based on their divorce
— i hate young sheldon (@slorrmp) May 4, 2020
Protagonist in teen drama that is new to town and succumbs to peer pressure which kicks off the plot pic.twitter.com/dLF83h8cUz
— Johnny Berchtold 🎃🔪 (@JohnnyBerchtold) April 7, 2020
guy in movie: there’s 60 seconds until this bomb destroys half the earth
her: I need you to know. I love you.
[84 seconds of kissing]
her: hurry we only have 20 seconds
[32 seconds of tense disarming]
— 1 nice llama 🇨🇦 (@LlamaInaTux) February 25, 2020
this frodo with this sam pic.twitter.com/gB2zRQkD79
— alison | #1 dwarf stan (@fooloffatook) January 7, 2020
I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)
"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)
— taco bell hooks (@ohpegah) February 15, 2018
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either:
1) a piece of your soul trapped in antique jewelry
2) the ability to encase a traveler in thorned vines
3) A crow familiar to commune with the old gods
You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline.
— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) April 4, 2020
Aerial from the Little Mermaid has boobs, that would imply that mermaids are mammals, but she is also half fish, which is implying that mermaids come from an egg. Conclusion: mermaids are a type of platypus.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) February 25, 2020
All movies should feature a Director’s Ex-Girlfriend’s Commentary
— Daley Haggar (@d_haggar) April 7, 2020
i had no idea godzilla was female but now that i do im like… good for her
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) March 11, 2017
Writer: i have an idea for a kids movie
Exec: what is it
Writer: there’s a couple with dogs
Writer: like, a hundred dogs. give or take. and there’s an evil lady who wants to skin them for fur coats
Exec: how is this for kids
Writer: how is it not
— corri (@okiecorri) April 7, 2020