Aaaand Action! Today we are on the set of a wonderful summary of really good movies! Famous masterpieces of film history such as Harry Potter, Shrek, Lord of the Rings, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory await you! Enjoy a short journey through the cinema universe together with us! Have fun!
#1:
so you mean to tell me , Willy Wonka sent golden tickets AROUND THE WORLD, and 5 WHITE children got them all?!?!!
— samia (@PotatoHamps) January 11, 2020
#2:
very excited to see helena bonham carter play the vampire based on amanda palmer in the tim burton movie based on the neil gaiman book based on their divorce
— i hate young sheldon (@slorrmp) May 4, 2020
#3:
Protagonist in teen drama that is new to town and succumbs to peer pressure which kicks off the plot pic.twitter.com/dLF83h8cUz
— Johnny Berchtold 🎃🔪 (@JohnnyBerchtold) April 7, 2020
#4:
guy in movie: there’s 60 seconds until this bomb destroys half the earth
her: I need you to know. I love you.
[84 seconds of kissing]
her: hurry we only have 20 seconds
[32 seconds of tense disarming]
— 1 nice llama 🇨🇦 (@LlamaInaTux) February 25, 2020
#5:
this frodo with this sam pic.twitter.com/gB2zRQkD79
— alison | #1 dwarf stan (@fooloffatook) January 7, 2020
#6:
I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)
Examples:
"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)— taco bell hooks (@ohpegah) February 15, 2018
#7:
If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either:
1) a piece of your soul trapped in antique jewelry
2) the ability to encase a traveler in thorned vines
3) A crow familiar to commune with the old godsYou didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline.
— Fossilized Tree Resin (@Jamberee13) April 4, 2020
#8:
Aerial from the Little Mermaid has boobs, that would imply that mermaids are mammals, but she is also half fish, which is implying that mermaids come from an egg. Conclusion: mermaids are a type of platypus.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) February 25, 2020
#9:
All movies should feature a Director’s Ex-Girlfriend’s Commentary
— Daley Haggar (@d_haggar) April 7, 2020
#10:
i had no idea godzilla was female but now that i do im like… good for her
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) March 11, 2017
#11:
Writer: i have an idea for a kids movie
Exec: what is it
Writer: there’s a couple with dogs
Exec: ok
Writer: like, a hundred dogs. give or take. and there’s an evil lady who wants to skin them for fur coats
Exec: how is this for kids
Writer: how is it not
— corri (@okiecorri) April 7, 2020
